i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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