it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He has the fingertips of a God
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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