I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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