I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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