I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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