i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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