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• (407): View more from Florida

  Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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  23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner

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• (916): View more from California

  when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.

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• (559): View more from California

  he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.

  (907): View more from Alaska

  you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing

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