This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.