the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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