Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
These tits shall not be calmed