so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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