Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So vagazzling was a success
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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