i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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