Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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