porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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