marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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