That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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