i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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