We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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