Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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