the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
