the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Randomize