isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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