How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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