Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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