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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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