I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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