so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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