Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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