Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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