I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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