Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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