fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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