well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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