I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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