If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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