If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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