Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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