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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.