I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize