Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
