That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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