just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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