be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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