but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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