She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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