So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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