Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think i have herpe
just one?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
worst night to have a conscience
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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