i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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