their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
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I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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