i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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