I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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