I think I just saw someone hide a body.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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