I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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