Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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