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• (585): View more from New York

  I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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  I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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