We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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