I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Two words: nipple clamps
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