She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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